Today during English, my teacher said Brangelina probably has like 20 nannies to look after all their kids.
Me: Why do you have to use the worst couple ever?
This one girl in the class (Olivia): I love them.
Me: Angelina Jolie’s a homewrecker!
Olivia: I love her. Jennifer needs to learn how to keep a man.
I GLARED at her for the rest of class. WHAT A BITCH. It’s JENNIFER’S fault? What a stupid dumbfuck!! Jen was with Brad for 7 years! 2 dating and 5 married. Angelina can’t just prance along and JSAFSOPGD. I hate her. Ugh. Olivia must be just like that whore.
Another thing, my friend and I are in this huge fight over nothing!
On Friday, we had a free class in math, and my friend Calvin took out his laptop. Kaileigh (another friend) and I sit right behind Calvin, so I just moved up beside him and was talking and doing stuff on the computer with him. –I HATE TO BE A BITCH, BUT…– All of a sudden, she starts crying! I couldn’t believe it. She said she was left out. No! You just make yourself think that! What, now it’s my fault I can’t talk for you? If you want to talk, you fucking talk. On Monday, we were sitting together during lunch (with other friends, Stephanie and Sarah,) and she said, “Stephanie, Sarah, do you want a poptart;” making it CLEAR she wasn’t talking to me. TWICE she asked them. After school I walked by someone I knew, and smiled, then walked by her, and smiled out of habit. She just stared. Okay…. Now today in math class, after notes, she moved up beside Calvin, and said, “I think I’m going to sit here for a while.” At lunch, Calvin came and told me she’s at home eating lunch, and she wants me to apologize for “ignoring” her on Friday. APOLOGIZE!!!! FOR NOT GRABBING HER LIPS AND FORCING HER TO TALK?! GROW UP! SHE CAN TALK ON HER OWN. I WASN’T EVEN IGNORING HER SHE JUST WASN’T SAYING ANYTHING SO THERE WAS NOTHING TO IGNORE! HOW AM I THE BAD GUY? WTF. BUT IF SHE WANTS TO MAKE THIS SOMETHING BIG, THAT’S HER PROBLEM! SHE DOESN’T HAVE MANY FRIENDS TO BEGIN WITH, SO WHY SHE WOULD JUST THROW THEM AWAY I DON’T KNOW. SHE’S ACTING LIKE I SLEPT WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHEN ALL I WAS DOING WAS TALKING! BUT YOU KNOW, IF THIS IS GOING TO BE MAJOR, I MAY AS WELL SAY ALL THE THINGS I’VE JUST HELD IN, IGNORED, AND LET PASS BY.
I DON’T LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE STUFF FROM MY LUNCH THEN HOLD ONTO IT AND NOT GIVE IT BACK. I KNOW YOU LIKE COOKIES AND STUFF BUT YOU CAN’T JUST GRAB MY FOOD, THEN WHEN I TRY GRABBING IT BACK YOU PULL HARDER, A SQUISH IT! GEEZ THANKS A BUNCH, FRIEND.
OR JUST WHEN YOU RANDOMLY TAKE ONE OF MY BAGS AND HOLD IT “CAPTIVE” TO MAKE ME DO SOMETHING FOR YOU!
OR WHEN YOU FLAP SOMETHING IN MY FACE!
OR WHEN YOU PLAY AROUND WITH MY EXTENSIONS AND SAY THEY LOOK FAKE.
OR WHEN I’M SLEEPING OVER AT YOUR HOUSE AND WE’RE TALKING TO THE GUYS WE LIKE, BUT YOU TAKE OVER AND GET MAD WHEN I TRY TO TALK TO MY GUY.
OR WHEN YOU GET MAD OVER THE STUPIDEST THINGS, LIKE THE LAPTOP, OR WHEN I FORGET YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING BUT JUST EXPECT YOU ON THAT DAY TO MEET ME AND REMIND ME AND THEN JUST GO, NOT FREAK OUT AT ME FOR SEEING YOU 3 MINUTES INTO LUNCH. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FREAKING OUT FOR!
OR WHEN YOU MAKE UP THINGS ABOUT ME, AND SAY THEM LIKE THEY’RE TRUE; LIKE SAYING I’M ALWAYS LATE. OKAY THE TIME I WAS LATE WAS BECAUSE I HAD TO DO HOMEWORK BEFORE I COULD HANG WITH FRIENDS SO SORRY I HAVE THINGS TO DO BUT I SAID I’D GET THERE WHEN I COULD GEEZ.
OR WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU START YELLING, OR CRYING, OR BEING IN A BITCHY MOOD.
OR HOW YOU GOT SOOO PISSED WHEN I USED HIGHLIGHTERS ON YOUR LOCKER INSTEAD OF WRAPPING PAPER! SO JUST WIPE IT OFF IF YOU REALLY FOUND IT THAT REPULSIVE! CRYING BECAUSE THE PINK WON’T COME OFF? YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE, IT’S JUST A LOCKER, ASK THE JANITOR.
OR HOW ON FRIDAY, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING, YOU’RE MAKING YOURSELF THE VICTIM! YOU DON’T INCLUDE YOURSELF, THEN BLAME ME. I LET EVERYTHING I JUST LISTED FLY BY AND MOVED ON, LIKE A GOOD FRIEND; BUT I’M TIRED OF YOU TREATING ME LIKE I’M A BAD FRIEND, EVEN THOUGH I TRY REALLY HARD TO KEEP YOU IN GOOD SPIRITS. YOU’RE THE BAD FRIEND.
